Ouija House (2018, dir: Ben Demaree; cast: Mischa Barton,
Tara Reid, Carly Schroeder, Dee Wallace, Chris Mulkey, Mark
Grossman, Grace Demarco, Derrick A. King, Justin Hawkins, Tiffany
Shepis)
Despite
some decent production values,
Ouija House feels tired and flat, like it's just going through the
motions.
You've seen
Ouija House many times before, under different titles. A group of
young people arrive at a house in the country. The house has a dark,
supernatural history. The young people scoff at such stuff. They open
a portal, and evil supernatural attacks begin.
In this case, they use a Ouija board. In
Nocturne, they used a deck of tarot cards. In
The
Unwilling, it was a puzzle box. There are too many similar
horror films to list.
The young people try to escape the evil house in a car. They drive
away, but find themselves returning. They are trapped in a portal, or
maybe a warp in the space-time continuum! Whatever. Same thing
happened in The
Unwilling.
The main cast's performance is very flat and boring. Not horrible, but
none of these actors have any charisma or presence. They're just going
through the motions.
The bigger names (and better actors) have only brief appearances.
Tiffany Shepis and Tara Reid are barely in this film. The have just
one quick scene at the start. Dee Wallace has a few scenes, not many.
Ditto Chris Mulkey.
The main characters are really stupid, even by horror film
standards. Five of them are in an isolated house at night. Samantha
goes upstairs. Laurie then looks for Samantha, but can't find her.
"I can't find Samantha," says Laurie.
"Oh, she must have gone off for a walk," Nick replies.
"That was rude," says Laurie.
Really? The five of them are alone, at night, in an isolated
house, in the middle of the woods. One of them disappears, and Nick
casually suggests "She must have gone off for a walk."
More stupidity. Tina draws a Ouija board on her stomach. They use a
stone for a planchette. Then some spirit entity moves the stone away
from the letters on her stomach, up toward her mouth. I'm thinking,
this is no good. There are no letters on her face. Why is the spirit
moving the stone toward Tina's vulnerable throat, mouth, eyes, etc.
Sure enough, the spirit shoves the stone into Tina's mouth, choking
her. The other three idiots kept their fingers on the stone as it
crept toward Tina's mouth. Nobody thought to grab the stone and pull
it away. Any horror fan could see what was happening, but not these
idiots.
Apart from being stupid and flatly acted, the characters are also
annoying, spouting the usual clichés and vapid lines common to badly
written horror film characters.
Ouija House also dragged. I kept looking at the clock, and was
amazed at how little time had expired.
The body count is on the low side. Not much gore. Many deaths are
offscreen.
Review copyright by Thomas
M. Sipos
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